Musings

Pithy thoughts and pensamientos from life's many missteps & meanderings

Traducción... cosas que aprendí siendo torpe

October 16, 2017

I take

  FOREVER

    To leave

      The house

Each time

  I'm almost

    Out the door

      I think

        'What if it rains?'

      I worry

        'Will my feet get wet?'

      I contemplate

...

October 16, 2017

I

  HATE

    MOSQUITOS

The incessant itching

  The way they

    Desecrate

      My body

        With their bites

    & the annoying 

      Buzzing

        In my ear

One day

  I looked down

    & saw

      A m...

October 16, 2017

NOTHING

  IS

    AWKWARD

If

  You DON'T

    FEEL AWKWARD

October 16, 2017

I got in a CAB

  In Buenos Aires

    & paid a small fortune

    & rushed

      To my meeting

        To get there on time

& found

  Everyone

    IS ALWAYS

      RUNNING LATE

        In Latin America

I took

  The bus

...

October 16, 2017

En una fiesta

  En Argentina

    Pide

      Fernet y cola

        Porque

          Me gusta chupar

            Coca Cola

Después aprendí que

  Pide

    Fernet

      Y culo

Pero en fin

  Tambi...

October 16, 2017

Necessity

  Put me

    On a

      NO BULLSHIT

        Diet

And now I

  FEEL LIGHTER

    Without

      All the

        DEAD WEIGHT

          In my life

October 16, 2017


You

  ALWAYS

    Have

      OPTIONS…

You

  Might not

    ALWAYS

      LIKE

        Them though…

October 16, 2017

Last night

  I went home

    With a

      HOT DOUCHEBAG

And learned

  That nobody

    Is hot enough

      To be

        A DOUCHEBAG

October 16, 2017

My parents

  NEVER APPROVE

    Even when

      I do

        EXACTLY WHAT

          They want

So I

  STOPPED SEEKING

    THEIR APPROVAL

      &

        STARTED LIVING

          My life...

October 16, 2017

After surgery

  I lost

    My precious

      Muscle mass

        My chest

        My abs

        My high, tight ass

And realized

  I’m still me

October 14, 2017

Tired
  Of the same
     Tired
        Formulaic
          Conversations

I deleted Grindr
  & Tinder
  & Scruff
  Et al

And immediately
  Felt AT PEACE
    Without all the
      Buzzing bullshit
        & no...

October 13, 2017

Three months

  Of backpacking

     With one

       PARTY OUTFIT

       &

       NO GYM MEMBERSHIP

Showed me that

  People will be (& are)

    Drawn to me

      For more than

        MY CLOTHES

...

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